Red Snakeskin Clutch Bags

Warehouse

Zara

Primary New York

Lulu Guinnes

American Apparel

Zara Plaited Bucket Bag

I've seen this bag everywhere lately. It's available in black grey and blue on the Zara website but I'm especially taken with the red...that's no longer available...

Olivia Palermo with the tan version

Morning

There really is nothing like a hearty breakfast of neurofen, a rasher sandwich and a bottle of lucozade....

Anyway, while I was on the tube last night, gently swaying back and forth and full as a tick on wine, I took a notion that I am some sort of Garance or Sartorialist and promptly started taking "crafty" photos of my fellow passengers. I can only imagine what the fella sitting beside me thought I was at.

I am a creep!

So here they are, my wonderful photos, artfully taken on my crap camera phone.

I am fairly certain that it was that man's jewellery I took a shine to and not his crotch...

All that glitters

So glitter is all in for the upcoming party season. Sparkly nails, sequinned dresses and shiny shoes....
When I first saw Miu Miu's peep toe ankle boots over the summer I had to tip my laptop to the side to drain it of all my drool...
Unfortunately my bank balance would not accommodate such a lavish expense but that doesn't stop me from staring longingly at them...

*Sigh*

Anyway I decided that the high street was bound to come to my rescue and do a great copy of these and I would be trotting around the place in glorious heels.

Unfortunately the high street has delivered the following heinous crimes:

ASOS £65/€85

Topshop £100/€120

First Post

So here we are! The first post. All the quips and witty remarks I could think of half an hour ago are now gone as all my mental energy was poured into picking font types and a backround. It was a trial but I think I'm out the other side...

Anyway, once fervour from this first post dies down I'll be all ready to go with a mind boggling second post.